The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife's the only person I know that buys so much from Amazon that she needs two shopping carts.
Father to his young son: You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school. Son responds: Really? Well, when he was your age, he was president.
I tried to climb up some house plans. My dad yelled, “get down from there” “Those plans are not to scale!”
Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it's the real deal or just a run through?
What's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? The direction the first letter faces.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!