The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character? The Count

The guy who invented the alarm clock is my idol. He’s the sole reason I wake up every day.I seriously hope this hasn’t been done before.

What's a frog's favorite drug? Croakaine. Explains why they're hopped up all the time

Ferdinand the Bull was on one side of a fence Elsie the cow was on the other. She winked at Ferdinand. Ferdinand snorted and jump over the fence."I'm Elsie the cow. You must be Ferdinand the Bull.""Just call me Ferdinand. The fence was higher than I thought."

What do you call the rocks kids covered in chocolate? Coco pebbles.I hate this joke.

Jussie Smollett told me he was feeling bad about recent mistakes... I told him not to beat himself up too badly.

A Man and God met at bar. Both exclaimed, “*My creator*!”

I'm an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It's my special tea.

What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.

I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?

My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.

If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?

Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'

I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.