The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1