The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What is the difference between archeology and grave robbing? About 200 years
Why do pirates like to play the lottery so much? They really love ArrrrNG!
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
A contestant made a meringue on Australian Masterchef and the crowd started clapping and cheering. The host said, "This is very unusual for an Australian audience. They normally Boo meringues!!"
What's a Pirate's least favorite letter? A copyright infringement notice.
What did the pickle do when it won the championship? He just stood there to relish the moment.
Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker? He made no scents.
My uncle got an award for not wearing a mask. The Darwin Award.
I’ve never tipped a cow. But, then again, I’ve never had one serve me drinks or a meal.
Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers. But his aunt May.
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet.... After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.