The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner - it was just gathering dust!
What's the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'