The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Boss: Why do you- Me: *sshhh*Boss: What is your biggest wea-Me: *sshhh*Boss: (whispering) you're hired. Welcome to the library.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're dead.
A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... "I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."
What room do ghosts avoid? The living room.
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God Then does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Drugs are a lot like my coworkers My wife does most of them
My dad would lock us on the closet for hours at a time. He told us it was elevator training. Today, I was in an elevator, I nailed it!!
Can a tiger find the man cub? Shere Khan
What's the difference between an Indian and African elephant? For starters, one of them is an elephant.
What sound would Gordon Ramsay make if he were a dinosaur? ITS FUCKING RAW!
Why is "R" only a pirate's second favorite letter? Because their first love is the C.
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.