The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What’s the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Depends on the amount of foreplay.
Why does the Irishman always put exactly 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty.
Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!
Today, someone came into the shop I work in, walked up to me and yelled “I F-ED YOUR MOM!” After that, he ran outside. This was the 3rd time this month! I don’t know why my dad keeps doing this.
Whats a Republicans favorite instrument? A Trumpet
Santa's wife divorced him after he cheated on her for the fourth time She could handle the first three ho's but the last one was just too much.
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
Someone just shoved a bomb into a bull's ass. Just abominable.
When you don’t qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize... ... Go for the Darwin Award!
What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer.