The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”