The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition.
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.
My stomach is flat. The L is silent. ..
There was a huge uproar when the official theme song of the National Leukemia Foundation was announced What's wrong with "Bad to the Bone"?
What do you call a spider that has its left legs on the right side and right legs on the left side A daddy wrong legs
When my parents were getting divorced, I was given a choice to go with my mom or dad. I chose my mom. I left my dad for milk.
What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ? Lettuce Pray.
Did you know the inventor of the typewriter was unknown until recent discoveries in China? The new discoveries point to a man named Tye Ping
I walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear... "What's this for? he asked.I replied, "A raise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
How do you live with a terminal disease? You don't.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll be back.
What was the child who wouldn't nap guilty of? Resisting a rest!
How do turtles communicate with each other? With shell phones.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? "Supplies!"