The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Hot blond is filling out a form. Where it says "sex" she put "Infrequently". The clerk asked her.... "Is that one word or two?"
Zeke, the bank manager, was dismissing his accountant... "I don't know what the world is coming to, isn't anybody honest?" He asked. "Where were you educated?""Yale," replied the young accountant."Such a grand university - what is your name?""Yim Yohansen" replied the accountant.
What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth? A toothbrush
What does a crab have in common with a Chinese guy who gets run over by a bus? They're both crushed Asians.