The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Im worried for my calender. its days are numbered.
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
A Russian family always ate very bland food. However, one day they invited their Mexican neighbor over for dinner. When little Ivan asked his Babushka while their food tasted so much more flavorful, she replied: Jesus is the reason for the season.
My friend caught me slipping laxatives into his food the other night. All he said was “You’re shitting me right.”
How to you piss off a writer? The list off ways is to long too fit hear.
What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card? "I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?