The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.