The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Derek and Brian are having a drink together. "You used to play football, didn't you?" Brian asks Derek."Yeah, I played til I was nearly 40." replies Derek."So which did you prefer, grass or astroturf?" asks Brian."I'm not sure Brian, I never smoked astroturf." answers Derek.
What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
Which type of monster is the best dancer? The Boogeyman.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.