The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
My uncle would eat crickets on a bet My uncle would eat crickets and night crawlers on a bet.Someone once asked him how they tasted. His reply:Well, they’re pretty bitter. But then, I guess I would be, too
A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with atrophy
Did you know people often call a group of multiple birds by certain names? People call a group of chickens a Brood.People call a group of Falcons a Cast.People call a group of Seagulls “Fuck You!”
Today's forecast is going to be.... Partially sunny......
Three men came to visit Confucius They asked him:''Oh wisest of them all, is a men who shaves his butt gay?''He responded: "Well, he who cleans his house must be expecting visitors."
I'm all ready to blow the lid on nepotism in today's society! Had some trouble interesting a publisher, but my uncle reckons he can have a word in the right ears.(EDIT: This was the third time I tried this. The first two got auto-modded, possibly for "self-promotion")
I just got my annual prostate exam. My doctor has me drop my pants and place both my hands on the table. He gets behind me and does his inspection.The odd thing is though, both of his hands are always on the table too.
The mining industry wants to put out a radio advert to help with recruitment. They hire a jingle writer, and he asks them what key he should write it in. They said: "B minor".
A man saw a dog named frost. It wagged its tail as people walked by. The man went to pet it but this dog lashed out and injured his hand."I didn't know frost bites."
At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder.. ..to find exactly 32 of them.