The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What is Oberyn Martell's favorite cartoon? Popeye
I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.
What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln? They can't finish a play.
Life is like a diploma My parents keep telling me to get one.
A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is... You. You're a square.
My boss at the cereal factory pulled me into his office... “I like your recipes son, but I think we should make some changes.”“Ok”, I said, “Like What?”“Well, first I’d like to dip it in sucrose. Then, I’d like to dust it with dextrose -““Stop right there”, I said. “No need to sugar coat it.”
My family is so generous... They installed hardwood in my dining room. I was floored.
I think Germany was the best prepared country for Covid-19. They already have a tradition of greeting each other at a distance.
What do you call an Egyptian doctor? Cairo-practor.
Did you know turtles have the ability to understand puns? I wish they would have tortoise that in school.
My room is really dark, I think my window shades work too well... I think they deserve a raise.
My mum and dad used to make me keep my pocket money in a box under the stairs. I was 15 before I found out it was the gas meter.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." "Oh yeah?" the son retorts. "Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States."