The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party. That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
The day a guy come up to me and says 'Daniel I know you fucked my mom' I'm going to be very confused. Not because he falsely accused me of fucking his mom, but because my name isn't Daniel.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.