The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.