The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
My mother told me not to yell in the library. It was sound advice.
What's the difference between North Korea and the USA? In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson. In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.
Sheldon, Howard and Raj saved up 1 million dollars each Leonard only had a penny
Why did the chicken cross the road? Let's make a list Let's make a list of all the reasons why the chicken crossed the road!
Q: How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z!