The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem.When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.
What do you call fans of the moon? Lunatics
How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.
I go nuts for washers You know what I'm talking a bolt?
Crop tops are very efficient. They don't let anything go to waist.