The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.