The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My friend said he could tell a better glove pun than me. But I'm not gauntlet that happen.
My wife's an absolute treasure.... By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.
RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies 🙁
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
bank account: $1,400 has been deposited into your bank account **me, at Baskin Robbins:** give me Carol Baskin
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What would bears be without the letter B? Ears.
One friend complained to another, "All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds." "If it's that bad, why don't you just leave him?" asked the second friend. "I'd like to lose another fifteen pounds first."
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.