The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
I just discovered that I can talk to cats They probably don't understand me but still
South of the border is a sea of violence, hate, corruption, disease, and division I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.