The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
An Indian tracker is teaching his son the family trade After a day of analyzing prints and tracks, the old man laid his head down on the plain. After a moment, he said “Buffalo come.”The son excitedly asked “How can you tell? Can you hear the hoof beats?”“No” he replied. “Ear sticky.”
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
What do you call a person who tells dad jokes but has no kids? A faux pa.
How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'