The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
"What do you think lies there, on the other side?", I asked my father as he took his last breathes... He replied, "I don't know son, but I'm dying to find out."
When I was a little kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market." meant it went shopping. It does not.