The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A simple but funny joke that came from my 100 year old great grandmother last night She leans in to my mom and says“When is Mother’s Day?” My mom thought she was genuinely asking because she forgot, but she then says “Nine months after fathers night”
At the doctor investigating my stomach issues, I was asked if I had a family history of stomach issues I said “why yes, diarrhea runs in my genes.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a horny toad? I don’t know, but you would sure get a lot of them.
In my girlfriend's copy of 50 Shades of Grey I found a photo of me with the word "scumbag" written as a caption. I guess I'm not in her good books.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
How do you get a million dollars as a bicycle shop owner? Start with two million.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving. I told him it's because they are stationary.
One friend complained to another, "All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds." "If it's that bad, why don't you just leave him?" asked the second friend. "I'd like to lose another fifteen pounds first."
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back, 'Sure, my door is always open.'
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Which type of monster is the best dancer? The Boogeyman.
I just got a promotion at the farm. Now I'm the C-I-E-I-O.