The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.'
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I let my daughter touch a fork for the first time. Where she put it was shocking.
I once saw this guy walking down the road with a 15ft piece of fibre glass. I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter?" He answered "Nein, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walther?"