The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.