The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
A scientist called the customer support of his microscope company, complaining that the light bulb was broke. Customer support responded that they will look into it.
What does a survivor of the Food Onomatopoeia war get? Nom flashbacks.I know I'm getting reported for this one, but you know you like them. Upvote this you cowards.
Doctor: Your dad’s not with us anymore Me: Damn, what happened? Doctor: He’s at a different hospital Me: Oh, whew Doctor: Dead tho
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.