The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, "You have to help me, I think I'm shrinking." "Now settle down," the doctor calmly told him. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
I was looking through my late Grandfather’s things and found an old poem he’d written for my Grandma. It read: Roses are red, Violets are blueI’ve got Alzheimer’s, cheese on toast.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... ...Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water.
Grandson asks his grandfather Grandpa, is it true, that during the WW2 you took down six German planes?Well, grandson, take down is a strong word, let’s say, not fully fueled.
my aunt ruth died in a horrible explosion they couldn't even find any body parts to put in the casketthe funeral was ruthless.