The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!