The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Never Date an Atom They make up a bunch of stuff and then they split on you.
Do you know why I wear lycra to bed? To help with my sleep cycle.
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.
My dad carries around a piece of paper where he keeps a list of all his mistakes. It is my birth certificate.
What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery? He ended up with a semi-colon.
Who do you call to fix an atom? A quantum mechanic
I thought I spilled coffee all over my keyboard. My keyboard still works fine except one key. The spill was under control.
My psychiatrist said I should focus on inner peace while quarantined by finishing everything left undone... I looked around the house and found half a bottle of merlot, some gin, a litl scotch, som old scriptun of valum adn oxtdkl.
A woman gets on an Elevator with a Man The Woman says "TGIF"So the man says "SHIT"The woman again says "TGIF"And again the man says "SHIT"So finally the woman explains TGIF means Thank God Its FridayAnd the man says SHIT means Sorry Honey Its Thursday
My brother is afraid that robots will replace him. If he would look in his wife's bedside dresser he would realize he already has been
What will Dave Grohl say when his children start going back to school after the pandemic? Walkin' to learn again....
Longest Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
I was looking for a Dating Simulator on Steam. It said "Sorry, no matches found."The level of realism is incredible.
Two elderly ladies were sitting around complaining about things. Mertle: "I can't stand when people shorten names that don't make sense. I mean, I get Bob from Robert and Dave from David, but how do you get Dick from Richard?" Edna: "If you ask him nicely."