The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.