The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
what do you call a group of Giraffes? a Myth
Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought.... Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!
If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
We're getting 5 inches of snow tonight 6.5 inches if it's male meteorologist that forecasts.
Two friends met after a long time. First one said: my wife is an angle. Second one replied: You are very lucky man. Mine is still alive.
What did methane say on reacting with oxygen in presence of m2o3? That's the wrong hole that's the wrong holeContext: CH4 + O2 ( in presence of Mo2O3)-->hcho(meth-anal)
Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks
Q: How do you turn a regular salad into a ceaser salad ? A: Just stab it 23 times
MTV turns 40 this year. Thanks for 14 years of music.
Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
What do you call it when a marker raises a good argument? A fine point.
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
What is the Department of Veterans Affairs in China called? VAChina.
My parents laughed when I out-joked my dad. My mother called my father a joke, and my dad said, "Not as much of a joke as our kid." They both started laughing.
(Holding a step ladder) "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder."