The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
When I moved to a new state I decided to start identifying as a flower. I'm a transplant.
Roses are red, Violets are glorious Don't sneak up on,Oscar Pristorius
What Do You Call A Man Who Takes Huge Pride Over The Size Of His Balls ? Egotesticle
Did you hear about the cheap farmer that let a town starve? He didn't give a crop
Saw a homeless man eating grass in the park I asked him "Why are you eating grass?"He said "I am very hungry"I replied "Oh, okay then. Come with me."You should've seen his face when I showed him my backyard.
I went to visit my wife in hospital, and took her flowers. My girlfriend will love them.
"Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are" Ok. BTW what's my last name?"Scissorhands"