The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What's he going to change next-his hair? His clothes? His face?
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.