The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!