The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What do you call a whale without underpants? Free Willy
I enjoy playing outside as a kid. My brother would roll me down the hill in an old tire. Those were Goodyears.
I wanted to watch a music movie... But it was full of sax and violins.
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit “What can I get you to drink”.The rabbit says “I have no idea, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.
Everyone is of the idea that shark song will be played 18 years from now in proms and clubs. As adults do you ever go singing... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.... ..... the doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, the doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town.....
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
She was upset when the Sunday puzzle's clues were wrong She called the newspaper's editor, and had cross words with him
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I’m having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked:Then why did you eat him?”
Newton pushed against our understanding of science and math But science and math pushed back
If there's an Antartica, why isn't there an Uncle Artica 7 year old daughter just gave this to me as a joke and seriously cracked me up.
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject Now when you mention Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.