The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.