The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the Mexican truck driver say in his defense when he got pulled over with ten tons of imported snails? Es Cargo.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.