The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!