The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1