The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.
My boyfriend doesn't know me at all, he keeps giving me birds as gifts, and I don't understand it. Should we break up? Edit: He actually just gave me five golden rings! Maybe he really does know me (:Edit2: More birds again
Why did the tie not laugh at the other tie's jokes? They were knot funny.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ... read more
My wife hates the fact that we never have visitors. I never would have guest
What color is a mirror? It depends who you ask
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons? One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
I was going to tell a Casey Anthony joke...But... My mom would kill me!
To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60... ...She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is
It's traditional to have have a salad on your wedding night. Lettuce be seen without dressing.
When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind? His ass.
What crop do metalheads grow? Korn
Why do brass instruments have huge holes at the front of them? So you can have sax with them.
What do you call it when you’re milking a cow, and the milk goes everywhere but in the bucket? Udder chaos