The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
When I was a little kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market." meant it went shopping. It does not.
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks It cost me an arm and a leg!
My university is so concerned about the environment.. They've been recycling past papers since 87'.
When I was a kid my grandpa asked me when we drove past a cemetery “do you know how many people are dead in that cemetery?”, of course i said nope. Then he said All of them!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
Where does a 300 pounds gorilla sit? Where he wants.
A woman ran screaming into the pro shop at the golf course... "I just got stung by a bee between the first and second hole!"The guy at the counter said "Your stance is too wide".