The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment
My uncle married a woman from Tokyo and they just had a daughter! She's my Japaniece.Edit: guys, I see my mistake.Shiiit. Well imma leave now.
Why couldn't the Clam make new friends? It's not because he was too shellfish, I think he just never opened up.
New Zelda game, starring just the princess, that ties all the story lines together... "The Missing Link"
When I was young everybody believed in me The doctor saw in me a potential physician The teacher saw in me a potential professor The chef saw in me a potential cook The priest saw in me a potential partner
What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get:- your wife back- your house back- your truck back- your dog back
How far is Mars from Earth? A few CVS receipts away
Have you seen the film about an onion that turns into a spider? It's called Shallot's Web
My grandmother, who is a chef, says that I must always eat my mistakes. I am a surgeon.
What do you call a family of Mexican-American robots? Tex Mechs
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.