The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Why did the riot police show up to the protest so early? To beat the crowd
What is it called when Santa runs down someone with his sleigh? A Ho-Ho-Homicide.
Events on Capitol Hill have gotten pretty dark Any darker and the police might actually do something about it
Low wage workers play basketball. Tradesmen go bowling. Middle managers play softball. Upper managers play tennis. CEOs play golf. The lesson: the higher you climb, the smaller your balls get.
What's the difference between a clam fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits one fucks between shits.
“Doctor, I keep hearing voices coming from my underpants”... “Oh, that’s nothing to worry about, they’re just talking bollocks”
I bought minced meat but forgot to pay the butcher He now has a beef with me
Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?" "Chilly", he replies.
Sex is like playing billiards. You have a cue, you have balls, you have a hole and the important rule is that the white one must not go in.
I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car