The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
You can only borrow one tool at a time, either a mold or a step stool. Will you choose the former or the latter?
The teacher asks little Johnny : "Your dad buys 18 six-packs of beer at $3 a piece, how much is it ?" "I'd say about a one week supply, Ma'am !"
If you really want a promotion at work, all you have to do is walk into your office shouting, "Vodka! Tequila! Sambuca!" at the top of your lungs... This will make you the person who calls the shots...
After stopping me, the Policeman asked if I knew why he had pulled me over... Apparently, "because you were lonely?" wasn't the right answer
My dad is absolutely sick and tired of his job at the dry cleaners. I went to his shop the other day and he asked my advice on the situation. I told him “Dad, I think I it’s time to throw in the towels“
My wife makes a great stew Really gonna miss her though.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.