The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'

My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.

I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'

My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.

Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.

I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.

A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'