The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
My family is so generous... They installed hardwood in my dining room. I was floored.
An old friend of mine married a young girl As we’re not exactly young ourselves, I was curious how he held up, and asked him how often they had sex. “Almost every day,” he said.“Almost every day?!” I exclaimed.“Yes, almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday...”
Did you know that the Earth’s gravity increases a bit on Easter Sunday? It’s cuz there’s a lot more mass.
A Mortal Kombat character walks into a store.. Employee: "Finding everything okay, sir?"Character: "Yes, I'm just Lui Kang."
I don’t have a problem with most ancient gods and the like... but that Pan really gets my goat.
A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians. Tom Cruise says “I’ll play the part of Mozart” Liam Neeson says “I’ll make a great Beethoven”Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach”