The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
This is the Alaska State Police. Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What do houses wear? An address.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.