The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
Why do the Jedi refuse to measure temperature using Kelvin? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes
In my home state of Mississippi, it's illegal to do the reverse cowgirl because because in Mississippi we never turn our backs on family.
When does a dad joke cost $1000? When it's a granddad joke.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."